Here's some classic Tory-isms lately:
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Me: Ah, man! I can't believe it's snowing again.
Tory: (shrugs shoulders in an off-handed way) We have a lot. Sorry.
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Me: (coughs)
Tory: Sounds like you need go to doctor.
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Tory: What you doing?
Me: I have to put this medicine on Aden's rash.
Tory: (sounding exasperated) I sure hope this works.
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Tory: Mom, can we go on abenture today?
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Tory: Do you want some?
Me: No thanks.
Tory: Okay, tell me you want one.
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(unexpectedly finding a toy in the bathtub)
Tory: Molly? That's weird.
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(during a dinner conversation between Andi and I)
Tory: Hmm. Uh huh.
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(attempting to comfort Aden crying from his swing)
Tory: Mom, I try my best.
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(whining before nap time)
Tory: I want my mom!
Me: I am your mom.
Tory: I want my dad!
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(stalling before nap time)
Me: Tory, put down the toy phone.
Tory: I just texting.
I HONESTLY laughed out loud at so many of these. Toddlers are freaking hilarious.
ReplyDeleteHahaha - "I just texting"! Kids are hysterical :)
ReplyDeleteLove it!! She's too stinkin cute
ReplyDeleteToo funny!!!! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm so so glad you documented this! I always think I will remember the funny / fun / crazy / ridiculous things Cruz says but I always forget!! They are the best! I like the texting one best, I think. :)
ReplyDelete"I just texting" is awesome.
ReplyDeleteMy little guy just started saying "Uff ta" and it just kills me.
Too funny...I can almost see Miss Tory shrugging her shoulders as she says some of this stuff. Anxious to see you guys next weekend for Easter.
ReplyDeletehahaha I love her!
ReplyDeleteoh wow, she is too smart for her own britches! She cracks me up...so glad she's "My" grand baby love her to the moon! So looking forward to seeing you at Easter.
ReplyDeleteI had a simular problem with my lo constantly scratching in his sleep. He had horrible cradle cap. I found waterproof mitts that secure with velcro and they are fab. My lo can't pull them off. I got them off etsy.
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